Why are vids on youtube member only like the harvard law student and we can't see them here?
BREAKING: Elon Musk Responds to Phil McRakin's Dollar Tree Complaint
I recently emailed Elon Musk to express my deep concern regarding the ongoing collapse of American civilization, specifically the fact that Dollar Tree stores apparently stopped being "Everything's $1" stores. I explained that calling yourself Dollar Tree while charging more than one dollar for things is, in my professional opinion, false advertising.
Elon responded, he told me that he is considering acquiring Dollar Tree.
His plan? MAKE EVERYTHING $1 AGAIN.
I asked him how he intended to accomplish this... he said, efficiency. I replied, based!
Then apparently he stared at the email for several minutes before replying, "Who the fuck is Phil McRakin?"
The balls on dis nigga, amirite?
I explained that I am a concerned citizen, economic philosopher, and longtime purchaser of unnecessarily large quantities of bullshit from dollar stores.
He then said a few things I won't repeat here but....there you have it, folks.
$1 Dollar Tree is...
Hey @SkeeterJean Greeting from England, love what you do never stop bustin them nonces happy to support your pursuits. :D
On a unrelated note you are very attractive to the point it is distracting, I sometimes have to watch bits of the videos again because I stop listening and just get lost in the sauce, probably the wrong context to mention that though. xD
