SKEET I NEED YOUR HELP I DONT KNOW HOW TO CONACT YOUR TEAM OR ANYTHING BUT IF SOMEONE SEES THIS AND KNOWS HOW I NEED TO CONTACT SKEET OR HIS TEAM RIGHT
Idea since uncle Joe is evicted now use the house as a sting house and see if uncle Joe can take the bait of a decoy
BREAKING: Elon Musk Responds to Phil McRakin's Dollar Tree Complaint
I recently emailed Elon Musk to express my deep concern regarding the ongoing collapse of American civilization, specifically the fact that Dollar Tree stores apparently stopped being "Everything's $1" stores. I explained that calling yourself Dollar Tree while charging more than one dollar for things is, in my professional opinion, false advertising.
Elon responded, he told me that he is considering acquiring Dollar Tree.
His plan? MAKE EVERYTHING $1 AGAIN.
I asked him how he intended to accomplish this... he said, efficiency. I replied, based!
Then apparently he stared at the email for several minutes before replying, "Who the fuck is Phil McRakin?"
The balls on dis nigga, amirite?
I explained that I am a concerned citizen, economic philosopher, and longtime purchaser of unnecessarily large quantities of bullshit from dollar stores.
He then said a few things I won't repeat here but....there you have it, folks.
$1 Dollar Tree is...
